We used to own a vast collection of gear - two dozen guitars at a time, around fifty to sixty pedals, maybe sixteen or so amps, and an untidy pile of unusual instruments and recording devices. Much of it was expensive, some of it was nearly worthless. All of it was quirky and adored.
Recently we’ve decided to focus on simplicity and making space, in concurrence with our hibernation from live performance. We’ve also hoarded far more AU plugins and virtual instruments for our various DAWs to list here.
Here are Reverb listings for the items we’re in the process of selling, updated regularly.
And here are the most relevant items we’re keeping -
GUITARS
Electric - Sekova Big Horn (Teisco)
Electric - Harmony Marquis Flying V
Electric - Thundaburke ‘Christine’ cigar box tenor
Acoustic - Alvarez RD20S
Acoustic - Fender MC-1
AMPLIFIERS
Sunn Beta Lead 212 combo
Gibson Falcon III
Kingston (Westheimer) ‘Solid State’
Headrush FRFR-GO
Danelectro Hodad mini amp
Joyo JA-02 mini amp
EFFECTS
Line 6 HX Effects
Hologram Effects Chroma Console
Electro-Harmonix 22500 looper/sampler
DigiTech Whammy Ricochet
Old House Pedals custom ‘Nonconnah’ distortion
7th Chord Deep Space Echo #5
Boss EV-30 Dual Output Expression Pedal
Sonicake Pocket Master
Guyatone MT-3 Micro Tuner
OTHER INSTRUMENTS
Harmony Reso-Tone tenor banjo
Pzen Isan acoustic-electric phin
Silvertone (Oscar Schmidt) autoharp
Magnus toy accordion
Empress Melodeon
Dementia Labs circuit-bent optical theremin
Marxophpone
Handmade mbira
Yerbonitsa
‘Musical Ruler’
Wayne Todd’s ‘Noiseboard’
Wayne Todd’s ‘Jar’
Wayne Todd's 'Rocks'
Handmade ciftelias (2)
Unbranded student violin
Student erhu
International Music Corporation Ukelin
Cracker Barrel toy melodica
Hohner GLH harmonica
Handmade bird whistle
Customizable music boxes (2)
Various toy flute/woodwind instruments
KEYS/SYNTHS
Baldwin ‘Designer Series’ upright piano
Baldwin ‘Interlude’ organ w/ Fun Machine
ElectroLobotomy Hadron Collider
Korg Kaossilator Mk1
Jaymar Toy Piano
B Toys Meowsic synthesizer
Toymazing toy synthesizer
Unbranded toy synthesizer
PERCUSSION
Various handheld & toy percussion items/shakers
Various stray drums/cymbals - Tama, CB, Pearl
Handmade wooden block instrument
Lakota handmade ‘medicine wheel’ drum
Handmade Navajo bone rattle
A tiny toy xylophone
Found propane tank
Cow bone
Bendy Tubes
Vic Firth mallets, brushes & sticks
ACCESSORIES
Strings - Ernie Ball Regular Slinky 10’s, Martin (acoustic)
Picks - Jim Dunlop USA Nylon medium
Slides - Jamstands chrome
Cables - Monster, Supro, Fender, Vox, EBS, Rockboard
Kyser capo
Heet Sounds EBow Plus
‘Submarine’ Pickup
Ryobi battery-powered drill
Fatfinger sustain enhancer
DeWalt hand saw
Various toy laser guns/ray guns, educational toys, megaphones, etc.
McPhee ‘Emergency Goat Sounds’
Kaito pocket shortwave radio (3)
Topplan 4/4 cello bows w/ ‘Jade’ brand rosin
Flathead screwdriver
Kinyo computer speaker (for feedback loops)
One-Spot and Pig Hog power adapters
Donner DB-P300 wired pedalboard
Ernie Ball Musician’s Tool Kit
RECORDING
Cassette-based machines - Panasonic, Califone, RCA, Raleigh, Craig, Realistic, QFX, etc.
‘Singing Machine’ home karaoke machine
Various baby monitors
Various answering machines
Gakken Toy Record Maker
Califone bowed taped recorder (handmade)
Assorted cassette tapes in a scrapped Delta Airlines flight attendant cart
Audient ID4 (MkII) audio interface
Mackie CR3-XBT active studio monitors
Alesis MultiMix 4 USB mixer
Audio-Technica ATH-M70X headphones
Zoom H2 digital recorder
Shure SM57 cardioid dynamic microphone
Nady SP-4C dynamic microphone
Optimus 33-3022 omnidirectional boundary microphone
Pyle Hum Destroyer
Blue Yeti Blackout USB microphone
Bits of machinery for sampling (leaf blower, electric stapler, paper shredder, slide projector, etc)
Blue Icicle XLR > USB interface
Homedics white noise sound machine
Apple MacBook Air M2 (2022) w/ GarageBand, Audacity, Reaper, & Ableton Lite
Apple iPod Classic (custom 1TB model)
Apple iPhone SE (3rd generation)
Cryptic Carousel & Korg contact microphones
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